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one day I will get enough money to bribe my friend to make me my gay soccer anime.

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I love how rock lee is just like “I’m not using any type of jutsu. There is no trick. I’m straight up beating your punk ass”

(Source: equivex, via msscarlettrice)

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So our DM was like “I’m going to make a swagmaster dwarf to help you murder hobos be competent in dealing with people”

Not only did we strip him down and threw him into a box, we decided to instead befriend a goblin that my character lamed and then through a series of shenanigans became blind, but was still able to land the final blow to the boss.

We rejected the swagmaster dwarf to recruit a lame and blind goblin in a region that hates goblins.

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